Vinaym

Fri, 15 Oct 2004 04:40:57 GMT

After the grand failure of epic film 'Gandhi' at the box office, Richard

Attenborough appointed a committee of renowned and successful Bollywood producers & directors.

The committee members included:

1. K.C.Bokadia

2. Subhash Ghai

3. Keshu Ramsay

4. Ramanand Sagar

5. Manmohan Desai

6. XYZ (He wanted to be anonymous)

7. Kadar khan

It was decided that the name, 'Gandhi' was not colourful enough.

The following alternative titles were suggested for the film.

1. Lathi Bani Jwaala

2. Charkha Gaye Geet Sunaye

3. Kasturba & Mohan in South Africa

4. Khadi Rang Layegi

5. Gandhi ki Aandhi

6. Lathi ki Jhankar

7. Deshpremi

8. Nanga Fakeer (Only for Adults)

9. Khaana Chhod Dunga

10. Ujda Chaman

11. Muurdon ka mela, Jalianwala

12. Saabarmati ka Dulaara

13. Aatma aur Mahaatma

It was also realized that the dialogs did not have that Bollywood 'fizz'.
The following

1.

(Situation: First scene of the movie where Mr.Godse fires bullets into Gandhi's chest)

Nathuram: Isi din ka muze bachpan se intajaar tha kamine, ab bachke

Kahan jayega ?

Gandhi: Ye lo tumhare saamne seena taanke khada hun. himmat hai to

chala goli. Are aisi goli ab tak nahi bani jo gandhi ka seena paar kare.

Nathuram fires...Gandhi dies on the spot.

Nathuram: Maa, Maine tumhe diya huva vachan nibhaya hai. Ab tumhari

Aatma ko shanti milegi.

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2. (Situation: Gandhi is teaching Meeraben to weave on charkha)

Gandhi: Aao Meera, mere karib aao

Meeraben: Hato ji. Muze sharm aati hai.

Gandhi: Are pagli. Aazadi ke kaam me kaisi haya sharm ? Ye dekho,

aise is dhaage ko charkhepe chadhao.

Meeraben (blushes): Tum bataao naa....

Gandhi (takes her hand in his hand): aaah.... kitna narm hath hai

tumhara...

Meeraben: Chhodo ji, koi dekh lega

3. (Situation: Kasturba is on her death bed, Gandhi is sitting besides

her)

Kasturba: Ek vachan do muze, tum doosri shadi karoge.

Gandhi: Ye kya kah rahi ho Kasturi, bhala tumhare bina ji paaunga

main?

Kasturba: Muze kuch nahi malum. Aaj ye vaada karo muzse. Tabhi chainse

marungi main.

Gandhi (tries to smile): Are pagli, is umar me bhala muzse shadi kaun

Karega ?

Kasturba (laughs naughtily): Bas karo ji. Itna umar ka khayal hota to

Us Meeraben ke peeche pagal na hote tum...

Gandhi (suddenly realizes that the conversation is taking a

dangerous turn): Achcha ab tum baat mat karo. Doctor ne mana

kiya hai...

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And they all died happily ever after.

THE END.

Mac D Standard

Mon, 04 Oct 2004 06:59:52 GMT

Yesterday me & my room met Pradeep went DT mall to do some shopping actually purpose was to buy wallet.
we got two cool wallets at Shopper's Stop in 570 bucks after great hard work of 3 hrs in 3 malls (exactly one hr in each mall). after that we decided to go for Burger in Mac'D. we ordered one veg burger with cheese and one Chicken Macgrill with cheese, both were of 26 Rs each i.e. 52 in total. Mac guy asked us to pay 72 bucks. I was surprised, I confirmed wheather he had served right order. but he told us that chicken stuff makes 20 Rs extra. I asked him then why they have wrong display. The display was like this:
Mac Aloo Tickki -20
with cheese -26
Chicken Macgrill -20
with cheese -26

He convinced us there was nothing wrong in it chicken with cheese makes 26+20 = 46 & veg with cheese 26 so in total it is 72 bucks. I just smiled, paid him & njoyed the taste with confusion.

Appending record in Disconnected Record Set

Fri, 01 Oct 2004 08:31:55 GMT

I have a function in VB that returns ADODB.RecordSet. I want to add some new records to it while it is disconnected. also I don't want to update database just add rows and return ADODB.RecordSet.
Is it possible...how?

e Book @ help

Thu, 30 Sep 2004 09:54:21 GMT

I am looking for a good as well as free of cost documentation or e book on .Net.
I tried on google but all in vain.

Achievements

Thu, 23 Sep 2004 11:57:57 GMT

Today's Achievements:
1. Got Employee ID
2. Got ICICI Employee Account(ATM come Debit Card)
3. Form Dispatched for permanent badge
4. Completed Assigned work within time frame (actually before time)

To Do(By tomorrow):
1. Deposit passport Application form
2. Get Provisional Cert.

so tomorrow I will be in Jaipur.

Bandhan

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 08:35:06 GMT

Day does not matter for special occasions like Raksha Bandhan?.this time I celebrated Rakhi one day before that is on 29th august as I had to join here in Gurgaon on 30th morning.I have never missed my sisters on rakhi but this time i missed a lot. Every time I look at my wrist I get emotional. I never kept rakhi with me more than one day but this time still with me.

Remembering: Ye Bandhan to Pyar ka Bandhan hai...